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A soft, garment-dyed tee that wears like an old favorite and tells a story before you say a word. A wide-eyed raccoon in a cozy sweater clutches a jack-o’-lantern while bats and autumn leaves swirl around the phrase “Socializing is my horror story.” It’s quiet humor for the introvert who still loves Halloween — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want comfy weight, muted vintage color, and a sly smile from friends. The relaxed cut drapes easily over jeans or a cardigan. The heavyweight cotton and garment-dye process give the print a lived-in, collectible feel that gets better with every wash, so this tee becomes part of your rotation for crisp fall walks, low-key parties, or movie nights at home.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL available
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Halloween Tee "Socializing Is My Horror Story" Jason Raccoon
$20.00
Sale price
$20.00
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and sizes S–4XL available
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean