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A wide-eyed raccoon in a cozy sweater clutches a jack-o’-lantern while bats and autumn leaves swirl around the phrase “Socializing is my horror story.” It’s quiet humor for the introvert who still loves Halloween — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want comfy weight, muted vintage color, and a sly smile from friends. The relaxed cut drapes easily over jeans or a cardigan. 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